Bots want your card. This one pays you.
A memecoin that works the hour for its holders. No logins, no card, no approvals: on the hour the bot sweeps the creator fees, pays every holder and files the shift with its transaction.
shift.clockIn()on the hourfees.sweep()fees collectedholders.snapshot()balances readpay.batch(holders)one transactiontimecard.file(tx)row filedx.post("@bot check")audit askedshift.clockOut()quiet till next :00
One bot. Four roles.
each one has a line on the timecard- SweeperCollects the hour's creator fees from the pump.fun fee account. Nothing else is in its reach.
- PaymasterSplits the sweep across every holder by balance and sends it as one transaction.
- ClerkFiles the shift on the timecard: number, time, amount, transaction. The record is the product.
- AuditorPosts the shift to Grok Bot in public and asks it to check the transaction. Its answer is its own.
Its code
The whole job is one routine on a keeper on Solana. It has no login, no card and no spending power beyond the fee account it sweeps.
// shift.ts — runs at :00, every hour
export async function shift() {
const fees = await creator.sweep(); // pump.fun fee account → bot
if (fees.lamports === 0) return timecard.file({ shift: next(), paid: 0 });
const book = await holders.snapshot(mint); // every holder, by balance
const split = payroll(fees.lamports * 0.8, book); // 80 to holders, pro rata
const tx = await pay.batch(split); // one transaction
await timecard.file({ shift: next(), paid: book.length, tx });
await x.post(`@bot check shift ${next()}: ${explorer(tx)}`);
}
Timecard
Every shift lands here with its transaction, newest first. Every row links to a public explorer.
| Shift | Time UTC | Kind | Amount | Tx | Status | Check |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The first shift files at the top of the hour after launch. | ||||||
Where fees go
per 100 units of creator feeQuestions
Where does the money come from?
From the creator fees the token earns on pump.fun, split as shown above. If nobody trades in an hour, there is nothing to sweep and the shift pays nothing. That shift is filed too.
Can I check a shift myself?
Yes. Each timecard row links to its transaction on a public explorer. If a row is not on the timecard, it did not happen.
Is the bot Grok Bot?
No. The bot is our own keeper program on Solana. Each hour it posts the shift to Grok Bot in public and asks it to check the transaction; whether it answers is up to xAI. ON THE CLOCK is not affiliated with xAI, X, Grok Bot, Coinbase or Elon Musk.
Where is the official token address?
In the Token strip at the top of this page, once it exists. Copy it from there and from no other source.